March 2012
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Tonight was so good
Andy and I live on the complete opposite side of town from most of our friends. Tonight I had some friends from work over, plus my bestie is in town, and we all ate pizza and played Apples to Apples and watched Puppy Party and Birdemic. I played Anne Frank for cowardly, and everything is right in the world.
February 2012
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Why Rick Santorum would have killed my daughter →
Important read.
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whatiseenashville asked: wow... I just realized your tumblr profile ISN'T GoodGodGorilla... I'm sorry if I offended you
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Perusing the Nashville tag is so weird
So many people who want to move here solely to hang out at all the crappy honkytonks on Broadway. Really, everyone? REALLY?
Ryan Ellis Reassigned to Milwaukee →
Nooooooooooooooo!
Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...
– Amy Poehler (via drinkyourjuice)
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Whiskey and Goats Milk: THIS JUST HAPPENED AND... →
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
I’m walking up Columbus ave on my way to meet up with my hairstylist minding my own and looking damn good while enjoying the beautiful weather. I was just thinking how wonderful it is to be in a city like new York during the spring time when ALL OF A SUDDEN I feel a firm open palmed grip on my…
Ladies and gents, my friend Mari.
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COMMUNITY BACK MARCH 15
lestraade:
ACTUALLY SCREAMING
POP POP!
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12 hour day at work today, which is normally enough to make me want to weep. But the reason today was a 12 hour day and not 8? The Women’s Group for our HIV+ clients, staff, family and friends was finally on a night that I was able to go to.
And tonight’s theme? Female Empowerment Pleasure Tools. Which is my co-worker’s very grant-friendly way of saying sex toy party.
I am...
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Oh god I hate shoot-outs
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